Been browsing through the fashion mags… could definitely imagine myself in some of these. Show Don how fashion is really done. 

Genius. But the rifle wins. 

Genius. But the rifle wins. 

Guns in the office! Betty isn’t the only one who looks good with a rifle. 

Guns in the office! Betty isn’t the only one who looks good with a rifle. 

How to effectively and charismatically answer the phone.

How to effectively and charismatically answer the phone.

Selfie…

Selfie…

NAILED IT!! Took a few hours to get Trudy up to par but in the end all eyes were on us/me.

Groovin'NAILED IT!! Took a few hours to get Trudy up to par but in the end all eyes were on us/me.

Did I forget my pants today? Or do long pants just get in the way of creative flow?

Did I forget my pants today? Or do long pants just get in the way of creative flow?

Does Don hate me? I thought he just hasn’t gotten over the sexual tension between us. 

Does Don hate me? I thought he just hasn’t gotten over the sexual tension between us. 

Oh, that was a practical joke?
I thought they were including me in their comraderie. 

Oh, that was a practical joke?

I thought they were including me in their comraderie. 

The whole day has gone by? I’ve accomplished some sitting and light standing… 
All in a day’s work. 

The whole day has gone by? I’ve accomplished some sitting and light standing… 

All in a day’s work. 

I like my independence in the form of cereal and cartoons. 

I like my independence in the form of cereal and cartoons. 

Wait… So does that mean I won’t be getting my bonus, the office with a view, and the chance to wipe the smirk of mediocrity off Paul’s face? 

Wait… So does that mean I won’t be getting my bonus, the office with a view, and the chance to wipe the smirk of mediocrity off Paul’s face?